Mildred! Housewife, classical music maven, all round old bat--and now, the brain cells behind Radio Enigma's classiest show, Mildred's Classical Gas. Mildred! President, Federation of Crusty Old Bags; Vice President, Neighbourhood Crank Alliance; former Treasurer, Blue & Purple Hair Society. Mildred! Award-winning cook and baker; champion musical farter. Mildred! Cheap thrills include: eyeballing fine young specimens of man-meat, waxing husband Elmer's bald head, and scaring the hell out of the neighbourhood children. Mildred! Join Mildred for some of mankind's greatest music, performed by the finest orchestras and soloists the musical world has to offer.

You can hear "Mildred's Classical Gas" every Saturday from 2-5pm on Radio Enigma!